Make-out Swinger

I almost told my ex about Jacob.
And about how it's very possible that I might one day be a swinger. Except it wouldn't really be a swinger because I don't have sex. More like...in a relationship with Jacob but I go around making out with tons of people. Make out swinger? Is there such a thing?
Or maybe I'll just have three-somes all the time.
ALSO.
I'm talking to my ex via facebook and he told me that he wanted to have a three-some with me. Totally out of the blue. I don't know why, but I don't think I'd ever be able to have a three-some with him. Maybe it's because he doesn't like getting head. How could you not like that?! I fucking love giving head, and he doesn't like it?!?!
ARE YOU REALLY A MAN?!?!
(Well he's in the Navy. That would explain a few things. OH BURN.)

I've been meaning to sit down and write about my weekend and all it's hot sexiness and awkward moments. I will later. ♥♥